devil's advocate

/ Friday, April 17, 2009 /
Thinking of skipping class?
But dont know the right way to it?

Well, I may have the right tips for you. 

So the day isn't really going as well as you thought it would be.
You hoped for sunshine all the way, but the weather got confused with itself, it gave you rain.
Oh what a bummer.

You dont feel hungry, you dont feel hyped about the last class of the day which is going to take you another 2 hours to wait before it starts.

You really want to just got home and laze in bed.

What do you do?

Go straight home, and if you bump into dad at home, you say the class was cancelled.
Well, okay, smart, but not wise.
Yes, you'll get away with it, because the lecturer doesnt take attendance ANYWAY,
But you'll feel bad for lying to the most awesome dad in the world *ahem*

So how now?

Ask for permission to skip class?
Oh-so-MUCH WISER ! - like, seriously.

Here's what I did.

I went on impulse and took my phone from my bag - just trying my luck. And text mum

me : hello, what are you up to :) ?

mum : oh nothing, just lazing around in the office, goyang kaki, korek hidung.

me : ?

mum : KERJA- LA what kind of question is that!

alamak, pushed wrong button.

me: ah, okay

mum : why? your brother said when he left the house the car was still around, tak pergi kelas?

me: pergi. class lambat today. starting at 12:30pm, next class at 3:30pm, i have workshop.

mum : okay

bismillahirrahmanirrahim

me: em, iya dont feel like going to the workshop today. iya dah pandai.

approximately 3 minutes of waiting

mum : kalau dah pandai, tak payahla pergi :)

*jumps with joy*

So right, after my 12:30 class, I then managed to get myself into a dilemma.
To go, or not to go.?
Mummy dah bagi greenlight, apa lagi, balik ah! 

Heh heh heh.

Mothers. They have this powerful way of making you feel guilty with their words. I was just picking on her anyway.

Okay, no. 
I really wanted to skip. 
But then, I was hoping for her to get mad or something. 
Funny how that works yea?. 
When she doesn't get mad, I feel guilty. 
When she does, I'll do it ANYWAY. 

I WENT TO CLASS.

So okay, probably the worst tip ever. But hey, wiser la right ;) , 

nak ponteng? pergi tanya mama dulu okay? 

4 comments:

{ hana } on: April 17, 2009 at 8:09 PM said...

tapi kalau aku telefon mama and dia kata boleh kalau tak nak pergi, aku terus tidur je. tak fikir dua kali pun =P

adakah itu bermakna aku seorang yang nakal? hm... cuba renungkan.

{ Tuan Azmil Abdullah } on: April 17, 2009 at 9:39 PM said...

How about skipping but going to the library to do something useful instead. Would that require permission as well to rid the guilt? :O


Auray - Strips of Aura..

{ njahmat } on: April 18, 2009 at 1:53 AM said...

zyra! i think i'm onto something. u dont know, the amount of time i stalk people, i can formulate fantasies about relationships, and people's personalities, blah blah, hahahha. Tepat tak tepat belakang kira.

And and, I think a serious story lies behind your post "let's get personal". And sorry I have been busy with work to reply you with a trailing email. My sekolah ni, after the third week, the students basically have no life. We commit our souls, body, mind, energy to it. hahahaha. I sound like a nerd, maybe. Tapi sangat stress got 2 pprs due, and exam this monday pulak.

you hang on in there, update your blog, i read your entries all the time!

{ rj.zyra } on: April 18, 2009 at 7:40 AM said...

hana : ha lu pikir ah sendiri weh :P heh heh heh.

taati : now, really? might as well pergi kelas je ! :) halo! ure merrel shoes dah berhabuk dah dalam my room ni. come get it! :P

nj : i LOVE stalking people NJ. ahaha. i cant wait to hear your formulas to this ;). no probs, take your time, its the time of the year where everyone seems to be so busy with exams anyways :) will do love, u take care!

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